(Source: swarnpert)

0kkvlt:

penguinated:

happyendingsong:

gremlinkisser:

ziyal:

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

holy shit?

youtube link for international viewers

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

gayreinhardt:

winstonsuggestions:

gayreinhardt:

overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!

Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*

winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me

barduils:

person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*

me:

secret-agent-mermaid:

jake-everfree:

space-minivan:

sanders-trash-4ever:

My colorblind ass cant see shit

Frick

u got it right amfjskgkskgk

Not perfect, but I think I got it for colorblind people (seeing as i am one).

Reblogging for the non-colorized version because my colorblind husband was finally able to see this meme his friends teased him with

(Source: catchymemes)

tazdelightful:

I heard my dice rattling around in my purse and my brain produced the phrase “my D&D pills”

Anonymous;
NO! MY MOM IS RESERVED FOR MR. MIME ONLY!

this is the most haunting thing i’ve received

thecutestcatever:

@mostlycatsmostly

(Source: go.onelink.me)

lifeofcynch:

xelamanrique318:

this is a nightmare

(Source: twitter.com)

swarnpert:

pizzaback:

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

bloodmoses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

rincentvanuggh:

im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to assassinate her’ what

Dumbledore

OH SHIT

fuckin wizards. idk

shittymoviedetails:

The title for the movie Titanic (1997) is a nod to a real life ship named The Titanic, which also sunk after hitting an iceberg, like in the movie.

nemhaine42:

amusewithaview:

lucide-dreamer-dreams:

whatwecanfic:

humanlyimprobable:

charlesoberonn:

odeysses:

ever think about how istanbul was constantinople… now it’s istanbul, not constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

thats nobody’s business but the turks

Well even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Why’d they change it?

I can’t say.

people just liked it better that way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ofools:

tfw your werewolf gf has bad language and wants to fight everyone and you’re just a humble dog wash employee

fakehistory:

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)