it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?
this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence
true-elder-scrolls-lore
Even after 9 years this game’s beauty still takes my breath away
Did anyone else just feel a pale hand pull a silvery rope connected to a dark curtain
Oh its black friday lets make itttttttt 20 dollars off somerhing that costs 180 dollars that'll make eveeyrone jerk off everywhere and jiss everywhere over and rub it into the carpet from grinding all over the carpet after nutting
scientists have discovered that the truest form of love was between two bugs in the year 708
lowkey i just killed all innocents
notice how no one died
that's why you're the wizard of loneliness
why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now
well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills
imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing
[speaking to my viziers] would u guys still fw me if I wasn't the sultan
the biggest loss of animated movies trending towards sympathetic villains/no villains is that we dont get enough crazy death scenes anymore. stuff like tarzan's villain accidentally hanging himself or help i'm a fish's villain drowning and floating away silently on screen. sometimes your movies just need stuff to scare 8 year olds shitless. its good for the enviroment i think. probably.
